Stupidity causes 25% of commands to be replaced with random substitutes.
| Name | Stupidity |
|---|---|
| First Aid Name | stupidity |
| Cures | sip lucidtyslush |
| Cure Line | You aren't such a complete idiot anymore. |
| Diagnose | unnaturally stupid. |
| Afflict Line | Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out? |
Tests[]
In a test of 1000 commands the command was unmodified 75.6% of the time, in the remaining 24.4% the commands were replaced with the following categories of commands:
| Command/Category | Number | Percentage |
|---|---|---|
| secrets | 68 | 27.86% |
| eat herb | 40 | 16.39% |
| sip vial | 33 | 13.52% |
| kneel | 25 | 10.25% |
| yell I like cheese!/<Person> smells like a goat!/<Person> is cute! | 30 | 12.3% |
| Random Emote | 26 | 10.65% |
| sleep | 20 | 8.2% |
Raw data:
| Command Changed To | Message | Number | Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| secrets | You sweep your trained eye across the room for the hidden exits. | 68 | 27.86% |
| eat herb | What do you want to eat? | 40 | 16.39% |
| sip vial | A glowing opal vial contains nothing that is drinkable. | 33 | 13.52% |
| kneel | You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect. | 25 | 10.25% |
| sleep | Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep. | 20 | 8.2% |
| yell I like cheese! | I like cheese! | 18 | 7.3% |
| yell <Person> smells like a goat! | You yell, "<Person> smells like a goat!" | 6 | 2.46% |
| yell <Person> is cute! | You yell, "<Person> is cute!" | 6 | 2.46% |
| roarat | You look about for someone to roar at and, finding no one, stump about shuffling your feet, uncertain of what to do now. | 2 | 0.82% |
| heartylaugh | You plant your fists against your waist, puff your chest out and offer a deep, hearty laugh. | 2 | 0.82% |
| sob | As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably. | 1 | 0.41% |
| yuck | "Yuuucckk!" you say, wrinkling your nose in revulsion. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You look around for someone to surprise, but, alas, there is no one. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown/bug> | You must be wearing a to emote that! | 1 | 0.41% |
| whisperto | You look around for someone to whisper to. | 1 | 0.41% |
| sod | "Sod!" you scream, clutching your head and hopping from foot to foot. | 1 | 0.41% |
| dobetter | With great contempt and scorn, you audibly mutter, "Do better." | 1 | 0.41% |
| prod | Extending one finger, you stare around, searching for something in need of prodding. | 1 | 0.41% |
| chuckle | You chuckle long and heartily. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You clear your throat in an attempt to gain the attention of those around you. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You cough nervously and look over your shoulder, attempting to find the REAL culprit. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You give up a round of applause. | 1 | 0.41% |
| crossarms | You cross your arms expectantly. | 1 | 0.41% |
| dribble | You dribble a bit of saliva out of the corner of your mouth. | 1 | 0.41% |
| bullstance | You focus your mind, allowing the tension to leave your muscles. In an instant, you summon unbridled fury from within yourself and bellow a loud roar, stamping at the ground. | 1 | 0.41% |
| myhero | You gasp excitedly and almost faint after screaming, "My hero!" | 1 | 0.41% |
| cuddle | You give yourself a friendly cuddle. | 1 | 0.41% |
| gurgle | You gurgle like a babe. | 1 | 0.41% |
| hop | You hop about the area madly. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You lean forward to rub your nose against someone else's, eyes closed, before discovering that nobody is there and opening your eyes in surprise. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You nod your head gravely in acknowledgement of the point. | 1 | 0.41% |
| <unknown> | You place a hand to your breast and heave a dramatic sigh, glancing skyward. | 1 | 0.41% |
| quack | You quack like a duck. | 1 | 0.41% |
| rollgrin | You roll your eyes and grin. | 1 | 0.41% |